The Redacted Hearts My Knickers Feel Weird and Other Christmas Calamities: A Riotous Christmas Novella, (Paperback)

<p><b>Commander Tess Caputo recruited Chief Petty Officer Harriett Bond to handle logistics-ammo, gear, transport, phones. What she didn't mention was the most perilous task of all: planning the staff Christmas party.</b></p><p>When a single errand spirals into retail warfare-complete with extreme couponers, parking-lot battles, and a rogue feather boa-Harry finds herself conscripted into the most dangerous mission yet: surviving the season without committing a felony.</p><p>Backed up (and occasionally mocked) by a team of Tier One operators who'd rather face gunfire than Washington traffic, Harry must battle malls, mobs, and mutinous underwear in a desperate bid to pull Christmas together.</p><p>Explosively funny, riotously chaotic, and laced with heart, this holiday caper proves the battlefield isn't always overseas-it's the mall parking lot at rush hour.</p><p>Perfect for fans of military banter, found-family, chaos and rants. This novella is<i> Bridget Jones</i>-Meets-<i>Jingle All The Way</i>. <i>My Knickers Feel Weird and Other Christmas Calamities</i> is Christmas gone full tactical clusterf**k.</p>

• The Redacted Hearts My Knickers Feel Weird and Other Christmas Calamities: A Riotous Christmas Novella, (Paperback)
• Author: T.E Rosemeyer
• ISBN: 9781068192364
• Format: Paperback
• Publication Date: 2025-10-07
• Page Count: 134